Loco Lohan

           Heres the thing, I've had it with Lindsay Lohan.  I know, I know, she's the train wreck we can't look away from but, god woman, chill.  I literally cannot hear one more outrageous thing about her or I may go insane its like Lohan media overload.  Also, how many chances can you give one moronic ginger in one lifetime, christ.  This girl could be found in a crack den surrounded by dead babies with the bloody knife in her hand and she'd still make bail and then get acquitted.  I mean, I think I'm going to move to California and start committing crimes, at least I'd get a book deal out of it.  I see something wrong with a state that allows the Lohans to run around free and Justin Bieber to be famous, but won't allow a couple of gays to get married, like as if.  My solution lets go back to Jeffersonian Democracy and get Lindsay and her ankle bracelet outta here or at least subject her to a public tar and feathering.

PS- That girl on the bottom right is not Lindsay, it's me this Halloween!  Girl I love you, but clean it up you should only blackout like three times a week not seven!  Loco Lohan you used to be so garbage can chic, come back to mama.

Learn how to park your car. You're being judged.

I'm a documentary buff. I think they are the most innovative mediums that capture uniqueness in its prime. Besides the fact that I'm conducting one myself for my senior seminar, I've been watching as many as I can to influence my own personal style and ways to seize a subject in its essential character. The most recent doc film I'll rave about is "The Parking Lot Movie". In a brief synopsis, I can say that right outside the campus of UVA is an offbeat parking lot that despises the epidomy of pink and green sorority bros and refusal to pay for overtime parking. These guys are down to earth, claiming the parking lot has taught them the meaning of what's most important in life--lack of materialistic mayhem that supposedly ups the stock of any college broad. I would be lying if I didn't say I'd be honored to join this team of elite parking attendents.
Here's a clip. Because the trailer doesnt do the lifestyle of these particular parking attendents any justice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0R65Cagx98&NR=1&feature=fvwp
And yes--it is owned by PBS but I promise that it is not your average knowledgable piece that boars you after the first 10 minutes.
If anything, it will make you re-think about your actions in public and lack of notice as you belittle others when least expected. Some of the attendents are actually good looking as well.
-Muuuush

Emancipation PROCRASTINATION

1.) NAUGHTY HOT CHOCOLATE

           -  1 oz butternut snaps

           -  1 hot chocolate packet

           -   Add whipped cream for extra calories

2.) " WHO WANTS BAILEY'S"

         -  Watch youtube video The Christmas Tree

         -  1 oz baileys

         -  1 oz Irish whiskey, because the Irish know what's up

         -   1 cup of hot coffee ( add less coffee for better buzz)

         -   Add whipped cream for a fatter ass

3.) JAMAICAN ME HORNY

        - 1  oz rum

        -  1 oz kahlua 

        -  1 cup hot coffee ( add even less coffee, since were dealing with kahlua)

        -  Add whipped cream for an ex-boyfriend

4.) BUTT-TO-NUT

        - 1 oz peppermint schnapps 

        -  1 tps sugar

        -  1 cup hot cocoa 

        -  Add whipped cream....you get the point.

* Note...When dealing with peppermint schnapps just do haircuts with chocolate syrup, it makes for a better effect.

5.) GAAY GOOSE on the ROCKS

Because I'm a college student and like to get on-board the blackout train and none of these recipes will allow that.  Gray Goose can be substituted for Gilbeys, Crystal Palace, or Burnetts (but may god help your soul)

          - Cup of Vodka
          - Three large ice cubes

This picture is relevant because this is my only drink of choice, and when I say only, I mean one of many.

Self- explanatory 

This picture is relevant because I love kosher dills and times are tough.

One of us went to India to get this whimsical elephant decor and
the other went to HomeGoods.

What does this say about global culture?

cyclops for dinner

Today was a weird one, probably because I have been all gloom and doom because of this apocalyptic snow.  Here are some things that make me happy when the weather is figuratively bringing me down; literally due to the 2 feet of snow on my car I can't move and on my walk out of my house I just disappeared in a pile of crunchy white death.  It may sparkle like diamonds but it ain't real.  Anyway I suggest you all

1.) Buy a really cool coffee table book you actually want to read and is nice to look at or check one out in your local library.

2.) Go buy Sally Hansen Leopard Print stick on nail polish; it's a pain in the ass, but so worth it and it will jazz up your dark nail routine.

3.) Make a large wintery cocktail maybe something with scotch or whiskey...are they wintery?  GREAT IDEA...recipes to come!

See no evil, but definetly hearin it.

I'll admit it--these headphones were a bit of an impulse buy while in TJ Maxx on Sunday. 

In retrospect, who wouldn't want Captain America headphones? Hence why I decided to drop the $6.99....however to my dismay, it was not only a struggle to get the buds to stick inside my ear holes, the sound quality was atrocious. Yes, I have damaged my initial hearing capabilities from previous years dedicated to walkmans, ipods, and blasting speakers; but this technicality surpassed my weathered eardrums. I'll compare it to listening to a miniature radio secured inside a can.

And if only I could find the receipt......At least they look totally BA?

interlocking. Yes!!!

I have to say, nothing compares to the feeling of being completely content in the current moment of time. Such as when I nail a chili recipe and it tastes absolutely dank and I'm showered with compliments. Or, when I feel like I just owned a run down the mountain carving the most miraculous turns as spectators above me on the chairlift look in awe and envy of my technique. It makes me feel somewhat intelligent and  noteworthy really. OR, when you make that purchase of an article of clothing and you just know that it will become a staple piece that you not only rely on 4 days of the week but also make it a notorious swagg that viewers begin to associate you with. Is that necessarily a good thing? Or just becoming dependent on one thing instead of breaching out to other aspects or errr articles of clothing? Is this a metaphor or just a disgustingly stupid rant about  my obessession with stripes and the Gap? (Totally underrated by the way). I do love stripes. Partially because I am somewhat of a prep but also because I adore the endless combinations of color and thickness each pattern encompasses. I like Gap because they do have those staple items that are totally reliable yet give enough room for you to put your own personal touch and sway on. The Gap also has almost unfair sales and markdowns. It's like a relationship with a lover really. Wait two weeks before you purchase and youll end up only paying a quarter of the price. AKA hard to get. Get it?????
hugz n kissez
----The Mush