Emancipation PROCRASTINATION

1.) NAUGHTY HOT CHOCOLATE

           -  1 oz butternut snaps

           -  1 hot chocolate packet

           -   Add whipped cream for extra calories

2.) " WHO WANTS BAILEY'S"

         -  Watch youtube video The Christmas Tree

         -  1 oz baileys

         -  1 oz Irish whiskey, because the Irish know what's up

         -   1 cup of hot coffee ( add less coffee for better buzz)

         -   Add whipped cream for a fatter ass

3.) JAMAICAN ME HORNY

        - 1  oz rum

        -  1 oz kahlua 

        -  1 cup hot coffee ( add even less coffee, since were dealing with kahlua)

        -  Add whipped cream for an ex-boyfriend

4.) BUTT-TO-NUT

        - 1 oz peppermint schnapps 

        -  1 tps sugar

        -  1 cup hot cocoa 

        -  Add whipped cream....you get the point.

* Note...When dealing with peppermint schnapps just do haircuts with chocolate syrup, it makes for a better effect.

5.) GAAY GOOSE on the ROCKS

Because I'm a college student and like to get on-board the blackout train and none of these recipes will allow that.  Gray Goose can be substituted for Gilbeys, Crystal Palace, or Burnetts (but may god help your soul)

          - Cup of Vodka
          - Three large ice cubes

This picture is relevant because this is my only drink of choice, and when I say only, I mean one of many.

Self- explanatory 

This picture is relevant because I love kosher dills and times are tough.