1.) NAUGHTY HOT CHOCOLATE
- 1 oz butternut snaps
- 1 hot chocolate packet
- Add whipped cream for extra calories
2.) " WHO WANTS BAILEY'S"
- Watch youtube video The Christmas Tree
- 1 oz baileys
- 1 oz Irish whiskey, because the Irish know what's up
- 1 cup of hot coffee ( add less coffee for better buzz)
- Add whipped cream for a fatter ass
3.) JAMAICAN ME HORNY
- 1 oz rum
- 1 oz kahlua
- 1 cup hot coffee ( add even less coffee, since were dealing with kahlua)
- Add whipped cream for an ex-boyfriend
4.) BUTT-TO-NUT
- 1 oz peppermint schnapps
- 1 tps sugar
- 1 cup hot cocoa
- Add whipped cream....you get the point.
* Note...When dealing with peppermint schnapps just do haircuts with chocolate syrup, it makes for a better effect.
5.) GAAY GOOSE on the ROCKS
Because I'm a college student and like to get on-board the blackout train and none of these recipes will allow that. Gray Goose can be substituted for Gilbeys, Crystal Palace, or Burnetts (but may god help your soul)
- Cup of Vodka
- Three large ice cubes
This picture is relevant because this is my only drink of choice, and when I say only, I mean one of many.
Self- explanatory
This picture is relevant because I love kosher dills and times are tough.
