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|What I'd give to be a pooch in the arms of an Olsen and chew their vast collection of louboutins|
Side note from French bulldogs to human celebrity owners: Dear Owner, I know you used too have chiwawa's when Paris Hilton was famous, but ditched them at the pound when I (the much chicer french bulldog came along), but remember I weigh around thirty pounds and can't breathe when you hold me or stuff me into a Birkin and I LIKE TO WALK! Sincerely, French Bulldog
|The ultimate Pooch-mas present: A request to the universe, boyfriend, parents, and santa? Please!|
So there you have it people, if you didn't know you're not cool without a french bulldog that you carry around Southern California like a doll with a Venti iced mocha latte in one hand and it's shit in a bag in the other. So all you trend chasers who have a teacup poodle, yorkie, morkie, chiwawa or better yet teacup anything; you better upgrade to a frenchie or you look OLD.
Photo cred: olsen anon and Google search