Kristin from Laguna Beach
Oh Kristin you are such an annoying bitch, but christ you get what you want and you don't care who you piss off. Yes she may have talked shit a little too much, but it was always true? I disliked her on the Hills, but on Laguna Beach she was in her prime. Lauren was a pathetic puppy for Steeeeee-vann, while Kristen gave them both the run-around making Steven like her more and Lauren like her less.
Deb Morgan from Dexter
This is my favorite bitch on television nooo joke, google her right now and listen to her potty mouth in action. She says the most disgusting things, I aspire to talk as dirty as deb. She's a huge bitch and basically hands men their balls everyday, because she can and she's that badass.
Effy Stonum from Skins
This chick inspires me and she's 17 years old, so you would think I lead a boring, meaningless life; however, you wold be wrong. If you have seen BRITISH SKINS you know what I'm talking about, I love everything this girl says, thinks, wears, and inhales. Now since I'm in America and Skins is a new show on MTV I have to specify. American Skins is so stupid, it would be more worth your time to get a spinal tap then sit through MTV's sad attempt to recreate the best cast of sex-crazed and drug-addicted collegiates ever to exist. However, you can't blame MTV, instead blame the Wasps who built this country on hard-work and chastity, NO better yet blame bloody mary and the other crazy catholics of England....or just blame Luther...or his mother haha. Anyway I want to be Effy and strive to be just like her, she cares about nothing and effortlessly does everything perfect...she's actually the opposite of me.
Heres some Effy fashion...sort of Grudge Glam
SO to conclude....Bitches is Bitches, but there are many kinds of bitches. SO, don't be a mean bitch be a carefree awesome bitch. Ciaoo chickens