Friday, November 4, 2011

Fruit of My LOINS

Easiest Pork Loin Ever:  In case you don't know, pork is the other white meat.  It's quite lean and when cooked right man it's tasty (you're missing out jews/muslims/sieks/vegans).  Anyway, my mom makes really good loins, in which she usually stuffs the middle with lots of calories; last night we opted for a less fatty approach.

Our Loin recipe (took 5 minutes, looked like it took all day)
2 lb Pork loin
3 chopped carrots
3 chopped celery
Some onions (whatever other veggies you have laying around)
4 cups red wine
2 sticks butter
salt/pepper/seasoning I bought from Marshall's

My mother rubbed the pork with pesto, then we marinated the sucker in wine and butter (yum) and added the veggies for a stew like broth.  We didn't have fennel, but we decided after it would be a great add in.

Cook for 50 minutes on 400 in a stew-like bowl/dish (now loins cook quick, so what it and don't cook for too long or it tastes like shoe leather)

Volia: You have a tasty dinner treat, that took no time at all and is sure to impress even your toughest critic
Fruit of thy loins: Slicked pork with the stew like broth on top and sauteed green beans and almonds. JOY

Still got a woody

I'm to hungover to comment on all these shoes and to be quite honest there are so many wooden shoes this post was pointless, sort of like the 4 margaritas I just had to have last night (fuck you body, stop acting old).  So go out there and find some wooden shoes, while I count the hours until I can sleep. Ciao

Steve Madden

Jeffery Campbell

Tory Burch Mule

 Sigerson Morrison
Free People
Free People

I got a Woody

Woody's we've all got woody's.  Everyone is going nutty for wood, it's everywhere; from home decor to fashion runways...wood is the new black.  Now, natural looking wood is great and always popular as tables, cutting boards, bowls, and saladware; however, here are some new wood things you probably have yet to experience.

How awesome are these?!  Buy at

Yankee Candle Company:  Add your candles to a wood holder to add some rustic flare to your boring old candle.

SO necessary for my iphone
Now that seat looks comfy!

Photo cred:;, yankee candle; and vers.