Emancipation PROCRASTINATION

1.) NAUGHTY HOT CHOCOLATE

           -  1 oz butternut snaps

           -  1 hot chocolate packet

           -   Add whipped cream for extra calories

2.) " WHO WANTS BAILEY'S"

         -  Watch youtube video The Christmas Tree

         -  1 oz baileys

         -  1 oz Irish whiskey, because the Irish know what's up

         -   1 cup of hot coffee ( add less coffee for better buzz)

         -   Add whipped cream for a fatter ass

3.) JAMAICAN ME HORNY

        - 1  oz rum

        -  1 oz kahlua 

        -  1 cup hot coffee ( add even less coffee, since were dealing with kahlua)

        -  Add whipped cream for an ex-boyfriend

4.) BUTT-TO-NUT

        - 1 oz peppermint schnapps 

        -  1 tps sugar

        -  1 cup hot cocoa 

        -  Add whipped cream....you get the point.

* Note...When dealing with peppermint schnapps just do haircuts with chocolate syrup, it makes for a better effect.

5.) GAAY GOOSE on the ROCKS

Because I'm a college student and like to get on-board the blackout train and none of these recipes will allow that.  Gray Goose can be substituted for Gilbeys, Crystal Palace, or Burnetts (but may god help your soul)

          - Cup of Vodka
          - Three large ice cubes

This picture is relevant because this is my only drink of choice, and when I say only, I mean one of many.

Self- explanatory 

This picture is relevant because I love kosher dills and times are tough.

One of us went to India to get this whimsical elephant decor and
the other went to HomeGoods.

What does this say about global culture?

cyclops for dinner

Today was a weird one, probably because I have been all gloom and doom because of this apocalyptic snow.  Here are some things that make me happy when the weather is figuratively bringing me down; literally due to the 2 feet of snow on my car I can't move and on my walk out of my house I just disappeared in a pile of crunchy white death.  It may sparkle like diamonds but it ain't real.  Anyway I suggest you all

1.) Buy a really cool coffee table book you actually want to read and is nice to look at or check one out in your local library.

2.) Go buy Sally Hansen Leopard Print stick on nail polish; it's a pain in the ass, but so worth it and it will jazz up your dark nail routine.

3.) Make a large wintery cocktail maybe something with scotch or whiskey...are they wintery?  GREAT IDEA...recipes to come!

See no evil, but definetly hearin it.

I'll admit it--these headphones were a bit of an impulse buy while in TJ Maxx on Sunday. 

In retrospect, who wouldn't want Captain America headphones? Hence why I decided to drop the $6.99....however to my dismay, it was not only a struggle to get the buds to stick inside my ear holes, the sound quality was atrocious. Yes, I have damaged my initial hearing capabilities from previous years dedicated to walkmans, ipods, and blasting speakers; but this technicality surpassed my weathered eardrums. I'll compare it to listening to a miniature radio secured inside a can.

And if only I could find the receipt......At least they look totally BA?

interlocking. Yes!!!

I have to say, nothing compares to the feeling of being completely content in the current moment of time. Such as when I nail a chili recipe and it tastes absolutely dank and I'm showered with compliments. Or, when I feel like I just owned a run down the mountain carving the most miraculous turns as spectators above me on the chairlift look in awe and envy of my technique. It makes me feel somewhat intelligent and  noteworthy really. OR, when you make that purchase of an article of clothing and you just know that it will become a staple piece that you not only rely on 4 days of the week but also make it a notorious swagg that viewers begin to associate you with. Is that necessarily a good thing? Or just becoming dependent on one thing instead of breaching out to other aspects or errr articles of clothing? Is this a metaphor or just a disgustingly stupid rant about  my obessession with stripes and the Gap? (Totally underrated by the way). I do love stripes. Partially because I am somewhat of a prep but also because I adore the endless combinations of color and thickness each pattern encompasses. I like Gap because they do have those staple items that are totally reliable yet give enough room for you to put your own personal touch and sway on. The Gap also has almost unfair sales and markdowns. It's like a relationship with a lover really. Wait two weeks before you purchase and youll end up only paying a quarter of the price. AKA hard to get. Get it?????
hugz n kissez
----The Mush

white out

Sunday morning walkabout, emphasis on the pureness of fresh snow or as the ski/snowboard bums say, freshy pow pow; for all you non skiing New Englanders, that means fresh snow.  Here in Vermont style is important, but not as important as multipurpose functional clothing.  Actual snow boots, down puffy jackets, hats, and even mittens are a must in winter and actually are in style right now.  Lots of magazines have been featuring brands like Sorel and LL Bean, which can be found in many of our parents closets.  Maybe raid your mom or dads closet in search of flannel, thick socks, old sweaters, and maybe even a old substantial pair of boots.  Stay warm and look good doing it!  xoxo Lolo

SUPERBOWL 2027071298

Today is Superbowl Sunday and I could probably care less, unless I get to see a tit with a 5 lb nipple ring.  But my roommate gives a shit; so I'll be ordering wings, drinking beer, and enjoying an excuse to be a fat lazy pig.  Also, heres hoping the Packers win, because some guy on the Steelers has two rings and Tom " I knock up two models at once" Brady has three.  But I'm from New York and shouldn't say things like that.  xoxx Lolo