Wednesday, November 9, 2011

This week in History

This was a very eventful week in the history of the world as we know it, through the eyes of the wealthy white man.  This week sesame street debuted, World War I ended, Moby Dick was published, Ellis Island closed and finally Kristallnacht was launched by the Nazi's.  As a Historian it is important to note that everyone should examine history to understand the past.  Although some history is depressing, terrible, or down right embarrassing; it needs to be taught and understood so it will never happen again. 


Moby Dick: Epic novel about a white man with a extremely large extremity that caused him pain and suffering and I think he is eaten by a whale, ending his long tragic life.  Kidding!  Moby Dick is a novel from the Romantism era written by American author Herman Melvile, debuted in Matilda as her favorite book.  It is considered by many to be the "great american novel" I beg to differ, everyone knows Twilight is the "great american/mormon novel"  (sarcasm).


WWI ended:  World War I ended and WWII started, not really but pretty much.  WWI ended, leaving the alliance between the British, French, Russians, and Americans victorious allowing them to screw their opponents into the ground.  Germany was hit the hardest in the "peace" Treaty of Versailles and was blamed completely for the war.  Although, Germany played a huge roll in causing WWI, such as the Moroccan crisis and instigating the whole Serbia vs Austria-hungry thing after singer Franz Ferdinand was assassinated, it was way harsh Tai; they just wanted a vacation home in Africa too.  I mean come on, they lost their rights to land and an army and had to pay crippling war reparations that sent Germany into poverty.  Through this angst from WWI, poverty, and general annoyance at European super-powers the doors were opened  for a art-school drop-out and crazed lunatic with the gift of rhetoric to unhinge Europe and cause WWII and some of the worst atrocities of the 20th century.




“Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” Sir Winston Churchill


Life Lately: Iphone edition

Best Franssss at SMC Alumni Weekend 11'

Obelisk Bennington, Vermont

Empty brews from getting kray kray with some family to support Autism in Lake Luzerne

Lake Placid Lodge

She She restaurant in Saratoga, Ny

Some veggies from our garden


My new pussy!!! Oliver Sushi

Olive Oil with my namesake

Happy 21st Minion brother! (rowdy bunch)
My dog-brother Hunter Douglas, he enjoys long walks and the finer things in life.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Dying Bananas

Rachel Zoe.  She's pretty awesome, anxious, and austere and The Coveteur  took us inside the Zoe headquarters where all the magic happens and let's just say it's bananas.  But where is her latest accessory, fatty pie baby Skylar Zoe???  Probably, sleeping in the jewelry box choking on chopard and Cartier, while wrapped in a chinchilla onesy sucking on his Gucci shoes.  Anyway feast your eyes on the Zoe.








 Photo Cred: The Coveteur : Zoe Headquarters

Wanderer









Photo Cred : fashion toast, tfs, vogue,Planet Blue Hollywood camp, Hitoshi Uchida by Todd Selby, Tim walker, and Mara Roszak/Rebecca Minkoff: the coveteur

Circle Time

Bombay Bicycle Club Shuffle


 Florence and the Machine Liar

Monday, November 7, 2011

Wine-o Monday

I have wine in my blood, literally my mom drank red wine when I was still in da womb and I continued to sip it until I started to guzzle it from stolen bottles at age 15.  Then I went to Tuscany (sighhhh*), where wine is cheaper than water = the birth of true wino-dum.  Now, I don't discrimination against any kind of liquor and that includes wine, I love it all, most of the time.  As of late, I have been obsessed with Sauvignon Blonc, it's very light and crisp and after about 1.5 glasses your about to sing to your cat, while watching re-runs of glee.  sweet life.   Any who, I have found that Sauv Blonc's from Marlborough, New Zealand are especially tantalizing and here are two that are under $15.00, unless you have problems and buy a case (guilty).  Add wine and cheese for extra special results.

Here's my lil wine store, isn't he cute?


No Shave November

No shave November, invented by the french.  No really, no shave November, if you don't know, is a nasty fundraiser for prostate cancer awareness.  Great cause, sort of gross outcome.  Now this month, November, is the month that men find it absolutely necessary and cool to growth out patchy, scratchy, and down right unattractive pub beards.  Now, I should explain that I enjoy a good rugged mountain man; however, most men cannot achieve that kind of epic beard, hence my use of the adjective patchy.  My other problem with men and facial hair is their choices on grooming....NEVER GROOM A BEARD, (one can trim the whole face, but one must never, ever, ever cut designs into ones face).

Now, men should also keep in mind that women love to get involved with any sort of fundraiser, especially when it has to do with men and their prostates.  Therefore, women are also not shaving...pause for reaction (TAKE THAT!! Hunny, don't you love the braid I just weaved out of my armpit? Chic ay?)  Anywayyyy, mustaches have been hip since monkeys and hit a peak when Sherlock Holmes sported his hella fab stache a couple decades ago.  So it's no surprise that mustaches have joined the rank and file must have absurdities of the fashion world.

Because let's be real, who doesn't absolutely need another sweater, especially with a mustache on it.

here's the man repeller herself...repelling men, attracting women

Mustache Necklaces.  Triple threat (funny, fashionable, and affordable) Urban Outfitters

Salvatore Dali showing us just how fashionable mustaches can be (I know, I know, I said no groomed facial hair, but I'll make an exception)

Me at work...showing you just how fashionable mustaches can be

Who wants a mustache ride!






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Photo Cred: the man repeller,  urban outfitters, amazon, salvator dali collection, and instagram for iphone