Fisherman & Harbors

Best & Worst Dressed- Grammys 2011

I love award shows, because you can see so many fashion trends in one place.  However, musicians unlike actors are so much more fun and creative with their personal styles.  Here are my picks for best dressed and worst dressed of the night.

                                                                     Best Dressed

I love princess RIRI she can do nothing wrong, except maybe ever talk to Chris Brown again.  This dress is just enough and is so her.  Her hair and makeup is flawless, she looks beautiful and her performance was dannnnnk.

Gahh too perfect, I love menswear and Janelle Monae pulls it off effortlessly.  

I wish Florence and the Machine won best new artist, but they didn't.  Honestly, I'm just happy Bieber didn't win against such amazing musicians, since he's a talentless little spawn and has the craziest look in his eye.

Speaking of Bieber here is his publicitiy stunt of a girlfriend, because seriously look at this girl then look at Justin Bieber and try an explain why they would ever date.  Maybe she likes his personality?

Oh she went there and I don't hate it. You go girl!

Since she is usually fashion-challenged, I'm going to give it to her, even though I really don't want to.

This dress, this hair, this jewelry is perfection.  The fit is perfect on her and could not be more stunning. Side note: gold and metallic tones were very popular on the Red Carpet.

LADIEZZZ: This is how you make pregnancy look cool, and I thought only Nicole Richie could achieve that. Although, I wish she did some sort of necklace for a little extra juzzzza.

Kidman, mama you nailed this one.  I love this dress and finally her face doesn't look like something Signory Weaver killed in Alien.

Whatever Jennie from the Bloc is doing has to be illegal, because damnnnn this bitch looks good.  This dress is amazing and I would kill my dog for those shoes.

Worst Dressed

I usually love kitty purry, and when I say love I mean, sorta like, but I hate this look.

This is on a lot of best dressed lists and I couldn't disagree more.  It's too muchy for a C- list star and her shoes are so 2005.

I think Heidi Klum is the real deal and I usually love her youthful and fun looks, but this just is not right. It doesn't fit and it's missing her usual personalized touch.

Jewel did you not see How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, come on.

This girl is so annoying and I hate how people pretend she has good style.  Ok fine, I have a personal vendetta because she's kissed Puck and Fin, but still this dress blows.  

She's just being Miley, I like it but hate it all at once. hmm

I made this picture small on purpose, because Lady Gaga is a attention whore and showed up in an egg like a child.  That's all.

go native

This weekend in Boston was quite eventful, here we are at this amazing fur/leather stand.  Since native americans or Indians lived here first, they knew what was up, especially when it came to staying warm.  Therefore, it's only natural that today we rely on their fashion trends to stay warm and look cool! 

 Looking very Garbage Can Chic in fur hats (Kosher for boys and girls, as pictured).

We all wished these shoes came in adult sizes.

Rabbit fur head wrap in Quincy Market (Boston, Mass.)

Loco Lohan

           Heres the thing, I've had it with Lindsay Lohan.  I know, I know, she's the train wreck we can't look away from but, god woman, chill.  I literally cannot hear one more outrageous thing about her or I may go insane its like Lohan media overload.  Also, how many chances can you give one moronic ginger in one lifetime, christ.  This girl could be found in a crack den surrounded by dead babies with the bloody knife in her hand and she'd still make bail and then get acquitted.  I mean, I think I'm going to move to California and start committing crimes, at least I'd get a book deal out of it.  I see something wrong with a state that allows the Lohans to run around free and Justin Bieber to be famous, but won't allow a couple of gays to get married, like as if.  My solution lets go back to Jeffersonian Democracy and get Lindsay and her ankle bracelet outta here or at least subject her to a public tar and feathering.

PS- That girl on the bottom right is not Lindsay, it's me this Halloween!  Girl I love you, but clean it up you should only blackout like three times a week not seven!  Loco Lohan you used to be so garbage can chic, come back to mama.

Learn how to park your car. You're being judged.

I'm a documentary buff. I think they are the most innovative mediums that capture uniqueness in its prime. Besides the fact that I'm conducting one myself for my senior seminar, I've been watching as many as I can to influence my own personal style and ways to seize a subject in its essential character. The most recent doc film I'll rave about is "The Parking Lot Movie". In a brief synopsis, I can say that right outside the campus of UVA is an offbeat parking lot that despises the epidomy of pink and green sorority bros and refusal to pay for overtime parking. These guys are down to earth, claiming the parking lot has taught them the meaning of what's most important in life--lack of materialistic mayhem that supposedly ups the stock of any college broad. I would be lying if I didn't say I'd be honored to join this team of elite parking attendents.
Here's a clip. Because the trailer doesnt do the lifestyle of these particular parking attendents any justice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0R65Cagx98&NR=1&feature=fvwp
And yes--it is owned by PBS but I promise that it is not your average knowledgable piece that boars you after the first 10 minutes.
If anything, it will make you re-think about your actions in public and lack of notice as you belittle others when least expected. Some of the attendents are actually good looking as well.
-Muuuush

Emancipation PROCRASTINATION

1.) NAUGHTY HOT CHOCOLATE

           -  1 oz butternut snaps

           -  1 hot chocolate packet

           -   Add whipped cream for extra calories

2.) " WHO WANTS BAILEY'S"

         -  Watch youtube video The Christmas Tree

         -  1 oz baileys

         -  1 oz Irish whiskey, because the Irish know what's up

         -   1 cup of hot coffee ( add less coffee for better buzz)

         -   Add whipped cream for a fatter ass

3.) JAMAICAN ME HORNY

        - 1  oz rum

        -  1 oz kahlua 

        -  1 cup hot coffee ( add even less coffee, since were dealing with kahlua)

        -  Add whipped cream for an ex-boyfriend

4.) BUTT-TO-NUT

        - 1 oz peppermint schnapps 

        -  1 tps sugar

        -  1 cup hot cocoa 

        -  Add whipped cream....you get the point.

* Note...When dealing with peppermint schnapps just do haircuts with chocolate syrup, it makes for a better effect.

5.) GAAY GOOSE on the ROCKS

Because I'm a college student and like to get on-board the blackout train and none of these recipes will allow that.  Gray Goose can be substituted for Gilbeys, Crystal Palace, or Burnetts (but may god help your soul)

          - Cup of Vodka
          - Three large ice cubes

This picture is relevant because this is my only drink of choice, and when I say only, I mean one of many.

Self- explanatory 

This picture is relevant because I love kosher dills and times are tough.

One of us went to India to get this whimsical elephant decor and
the other went to HomeGoods.

What does this say about global culture?