Since the dawn of time celebrity's have been making fragrances; such as, the hottie cave girl perfume called Fur, which was a lovey scent of berries infused with a hint of womanly must. Also for the "it" cave guy we have Grunt, which is a not so lovely scent, but definitely manly. The scent is deer pee infused with the essence of dirt and just a hint of fennel. Anyway, you get the point, celebrity fragrances go back to the dawn of civilization and continued to the end of it...the 90's; cue bad Paris Hilton jokes... remember her? Well, she basically started the term franchise and the idea that "celebrity's" all must have a fragrance. After Paris, we have real celebrity's like Britney and Justin making fragrances, then something terrible happens EVERYYYY herb with 15 minutes creates a truly heinous fragrance and it ain't smelling so sweet. Alas, here are a few of my favorites.
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| BAHAHAHAHAHA UNbreakable, the bond between white V and black P HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| Justin Bieber. I think I just retched. I mean wow it takes an extremely secure (gay) seventeen year old boy to come-out (pun-intended) with a perfume that is a pink flower and smells like dick-cheese. |
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| Look at that bald head in all it's glory, you want to know what this ad is telling me? If you want to be bald wear this cologne; then, just maybe, you'll die hard. Man, this guy must have a worst PR guy than Lindsay Lohan/ Michael Lohan. | |
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